You're a Mean One Mrs.Grinch

The above picture is a portrait of me over this past holiday season. I won the Grinch award this year and I wanted to share my acceptance speech:

There are so few people to thank. I know I'll have enough time to forget them all. When this holiday season rolled around I didn't think I had a shot at winning this award. However, through lack of effort, general grumpiness, and lots of whining, I prevailed. There are many things I didn't do to win this award. Not decorating my home at all, not cooking any holiday dishes, and avoiding holiday shopping like the plague are just a few of those things. I would like to mention my darling husband who was kind enough to help me strengthen my grinching talents. He would play Christmas music and wrap presents to help me test my grinchiness. I should also mention my friends and family who were kind, patient, and loving through out the holidays. I have to admit I almost didn't win this award because of them. To be honest I can really only think of one person who truly helped me win this award, ME!

All joking aside I had a nice holiday with my loving, ungrinchy family and friends. Hope you did too!